Shadow Legends

Oct 16 Deeper Into the Dung

Oct 16

  • 160xp each from the last fight
  • Our heroes decide to baracade themselves in the room by triggering the gate closed while they rest
  • After failing to trigger the gate by throwing chairs at what they believed to be the trigger spot, Aelar decides to walk into the hall to trigger the secret tile.
  • Our heroes played cards, and told stories until they fell asleep
  • They head back to one of the doors they past in the hall way
  • Aelar leans his ear against the door and hears nothing
  • Angry and frustrated from a bad dream he had during his rest, Alren throws the door open
  • A humanoid figure hears this and yells, “We’re under attack!!!”
  • Alren runs to a door in the back of the room and jams the door handles shut w/ his 4 sunrods
  • Eventually, 2 hobgoblins break through the double doors Alren was guarding, breaking all 4 of Alren’s sunrods. The pitiful goblins charge into the room only to die a miserable death.
  • Aelar does a slide flourish, swings his vicious sword. With a raging boner, he screams at the top of his lungs and plunges his sword into the belly of the mage.
  • After killing the mage and his last minion, our heroes loot the bodies and search the crates
  • In these crates, they find loads of rations enough to feed a large hoard of goblins
  • They find 4gp each, and Aelar gets all 34sp for dealing the critial blow with critical scrotal shot
  • 160xp
  • Alren tries to convince the group to run through the dungeon screaming at the top of their lungs. It doesn’t go over well, and the group continues to carefully explore the dungeon.
  • They head south and find a set of double doors, w/ a piece of wood nailed blocking the door w/ the words “CLOSED” in common written on it.
  • Someone mentions he heard there was meade beyond the door, causing Yurana to charge at it with all her might. The door is tough and she bounces off it like a slice of chocolate sponge cake.
  • Aelar jabs his shovel behind the piece of wood and is able to pry the door open
  • Down the hall they go, and they come across another set of double doors, but this time they open up happily.
  • Chant thinks he’s on fire, but it turns out is just a tramatic flashback. He thinks he hears something coming from the eastern corridor
  • The room starts to feel deceptively cheery
  • As they walk down they find a strange alcove, and out of it comes a strange gelatinous cube
  • The cube engulfs Chant, Alren and Yurana
  • Aelar is able to slip away from the cube’s grasp, Frea sees the action from afar and is fueled with rage at the site of her friends misfortune
  • Frea and Aelar team up against the cube, attacking it relentlessly
  • Chant teleports out of the cube, followed by Aelar and Yurana jumping out
  • The cube slimes away from Yurana and Aelar, heading toward Frea and Chant. In his path lay Alren, who he then engulfs
  • Alren swings his weapon, fighting for his life and hits the cube from within with all his might
  • Frea fires the most magic of magic-est misiles in the belly of the cube, and the ‘beast’ wrythes with pain
  • Yurana runs to the cube and rapes an exposed orifice, dealing the killing blow, freeing Alren
  • 80xp each
  • They continue down the corridor and find a room w/ 2 huge sarcafagi on the west wall.
  • Yurana is curious about the coffins and goes to check one out, but something inside Alren compells him to run towards the doors to the east and pull its handle
  • Our heroes hear 2 large sounds from the coffins, as two corrupt corpses emerge from the coffins
  • The one closest to Yurana slams her into the wall, as the other blasts Alren
  • Aelar runs to their rescue, and with an Torcherous Strike kills the corpse that was attempting to rape Alren.
  • Aelar is able to pick open the lock, inside the room, they find a chest containing a bracelet, 2 medalians (one has a name Dristan Kegan etched in it) one was magical, a hairbrush, doll, and a toy sword
  • Chant and Frea recognize the amulet as a Safewing Amulet +1
  • They head back towards the south facing door that they passed earlier
  • In this room, there is a large humanoid statue, 2 dragon statues off to the eastern wall, and 4 cherub statues and a puddle of water towards the south
  • Aelar suspects traps
  • Yurana leaves the chest outside of the room (after Frea takes the amulet out and equips it)
  • Frea feels that we still have a chance to leave if things get hairy
  • Alren suggest the run-around-yelling-technique he previous mentioned, but alas, he is ignored.
  • They decide to slowly explore the room
  • As Yurana approaches the huge statue, the statue swings its humungous sword at Yurana, knocking her down and breaking her nose
  • They walk the perimeter of the room, trying to avoid the swipe of the large statue
  • Everyone pulls out their silver dragon statues in hopes of appearing friendly to the large statue
  • Aelar walks towards the room of cherubs and is immediately trapped; a forcefield locks him in and the cherub statues start to spit out water; the room slowly fills and they fear Aelar will drown to death!
  • Alren approaches the dragon statues and is instantly attacked
  • Yurana crushes one of the cherubs, and the flowing water starts to slow
  • Aelar crushes the other cherub, and the forcefield breaks
  • Water rushes out pushes the adventurers back with a small river of doom
  • Aelar opens the double doors slightly, but hurridly closes them and locks them shut w/ his shovel as he and his friends rest and nurse their wounds
  • After a quick nap, they re-enter the room to find zombies eagerly awaiting their arrival
  • Alren runs down the hall and encounters a stinky, bandaged man that starts scratching at him
  • Zombies emerge from every orifice in the room
  • Aelar breaks the neck of the first crazy zombie
  • Frea magic misiles the bandaged zombies to death
  • The creepy clay bat runs out the double doors to the east and escapes
  • Frea finishes off the last strong zombie
  • After they search the zombie bodies, they notice a small opening in a wall
  • Chant squeezes into the tunnel and finds shreaded clothing, rusted armor (past meals of the zombies), and a Bag of Holding w/ 176gp (35gp each in it)
  • No loot on the corpses
  • 200xp each

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